Seorang teman membuat status begini, "marriage is very very hard work, full of effort we put in marriage life. Full up and down, sad, disappointed, confuse, happy, mix together in one big bowl. It doesn't come easy". Dan tentu saja, aku datang dengan sudut pandang berbeda. "Marriage is a process of collecting all the shits in the world, and you put them in a bowl, and take it to be yours." Betapa pintarnya.
Baik, aku mengalah. Mungkin pernyataan itu terlalu keras. Kita ikuti saja qoutes temanku tadi. Mari bermain hitung-hitungan. Ada berapa sisi positif dan negatif dari pernikahan yang ia sebut. Positif : up dan happy. Negatif : down, sad, disappointed, confuse. Dua banding empat! Girls, what are you thinking about?
Para pendukung pernikahan datang dengan pembelaannya. Seorang berkata, "Marriage is a world heaven, feel, taste, and enjoy it in a great bowl, with a smart guy." Oh, yang benar saja. Setahuku, rumusannya masih sama, dari dulu sampai sekarang: Smart woman + smart man = romance, smart women + dumb man = affair, dumb woman + smart man = pregnancy, dumb woman + dumb man = marriage. Lihat, apa yang terjadi ketika perempuan menemukan laki-laki yang pintar, mereka menghamilimu!
Seorang yang lain datang untuk menengahi. "Not easy doesn't mean impossible, it just takes time, be positive, 'cause your man is truly in your mind." Ladies, if our men is truly in our minds, then we don't need a man anyway, it is in our minds! Just use your brain, no need the big boy to take care of. Just like a smart quotes say, a woman without a man just like a fish without bicycle. Yes, we don't need them at all, girls! I mean in our house to be husband. Just make love, romance, but don't tie down. It'll kill both of you.
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